I *Heart* My Blog Pals!
Ever since half-joking that I was going to sell my baby on ebay, I have been getting all these concerned emails from legal types telling me its against the law etc etc. Yawn. Botherd.
I was kidding. Well, sort of. I dont see the point of going full term and wrecking my figer and making my fanny go all slack if theres no baby to show for it.
I am booked in for an abortoin on Tuesday. I porned my engagement ring to pay for it as theres no way I was going to ask dad for the cash. I just cant be arsed to be a single mum.
I have decided to go and quit Milton Kenes and go and live abroad. I am going off to back pack as soon as this baby has been ripped out of me.
I should be able to carry on blogging from wherever I end up. I am going to europe, cuz I have always wanted to go there. I also want to visit places like France and Germany cuz Shelly says the blokes are realy well hung.
I just wanted to thank you lot for suporting me through my crisis of late. Couldnt of coped without you.
I'll be posting on Tuesday night once I have had the sprog whipped out. Should also have some idea of where I am flying to first. Its all so exciting!
Decided to post a bit of a DIY photo montarge of the regular commenters. I love most of you, have even been engaged to one of you and once posted dog shit through one of your letterboxes. I know you love me though!
Be back next week, a little lighter and no longer a mummy-to-be. Cant wait!
Laters x x x
4 Comments:
But, but, you can't. I'm already up the the arm holes of Precious Pashmina's pink burberry matinee coat. Pleas Sham, think again!
2:29 PM
Dont worry, I hear that Josie is up the stick after she got gangbanged by the security staff at a MK nightclub.
Stupid bint got hamered on vodka and woke up with her skirt and knickers missing.
Its hapened to us all at some point, maybe even you or your ex KK?
6:35 PM
And hung Euro fitties - even better!!
Gonna miss ya Sham, but remember to let us know what happens abroad!
*heart*ing you big time!
Dom xxx
9:21 AM
God, I am still impressed with my boobs!
11:12 AM
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