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Sunday, October 30, 2005

I *Heart* My Blog Pals!

























Ever since half-joking that I was going to sell my baby on ebay, I have been getting all these concerned emails from legal types telling me its against the law etc etc. Yawn. Botherd.

I was kidding. Well, sort of. I dont see the point of going full term and wrecking my figer and making my fanny go all slack if theres no baby to show for it.

I am booked in for an abortoin on Tuesday. I porned my engagement ring to pay for it as theres no way I was going to ask dad for the cash. I just cant be arsed to be a single mum.

I have decided to go and quit Milton Kenes and go and live abroad. I am going off to back pack as soon as this baby has been ripped out of me.

I should be able to carry on blogging from wherever I end up. I am going to europe, cuz I have always wanted to go there. I also want to visit places like France and Germany cuz Shelly says the blokes are realy well hung.

I just wanted to thank you lot for suporting me through my crisis of late. Couldnt of coped without you.

I'll be posting on Tuesday night once I have had the sprog whipped out. Should also have some idea of where I am flying to first. Its all so exciting!

Decided to post a bit of a DIY photo montarge of the regular commenters. I love most of you, have even been engaged to one of you and once posted dog shit through one of your letterboxes. I know you love me though!

Be back next week, a little lighter and no longer a mummy-to-be. Cant wait!

Laters x x x

4 Comments:

Blogger kleverkloggs said...

But, but, you can't. I'm already up the the arm holes of Precious Pashmina's pink burberry matinee coat. Pleas Sham, think again!

2:29 PM

 
Blogger Andrew said...

Dont worry, I hear that Josie is up the stick after she got gangbanged by the security staff at a MK nightclub.

Stupid bint got hamered on vodka and woke up with her skirt and knickers missing.

Its hapened to us all at some point, maybe even you or your ex KK?

6:35 PM

 
Blogger Dom said...

And hung Euro fitties - even better!!

Gonna miss ya Sham, but remember to let us know what happens abroad!

*heart*ing you big time!

Dom xxx

9:21 AM

 
Blogger Andrea Knapp said...

God, I am still impressed with my boobs!

11:12 AM

 

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