Political Animal (Fat Tory Cow)

This is Shelly and her mate from collige, Trudie. Trudie is the insinsere one on the left of the shot. Trudie is also a stupid minging fat Tory cow. Its official, everyone thinks so*



Trudie is in the year above Shelly at collige and is reading politics and economycs. What Shelly sees in Trudie I dont know, anyway I dont want you all to think Im just being a spitefull bitch by saying nasty things, let me clear something up once and four all.

1) Trudie thinks she something else just because shes 18 and is able to vote in todays election.

2) Trudie thinks shes better than me and Shelly because she lives in a nice house rather than a block of flats.

3) Trudies dad is standing for election in our constitutioncy - as a CONSERVATIVE candedate.

4) Trudie came into collige wearing a fucking 'vote conservative' sweat top - and boy was she sweating.

5) Trudies dad thinks that right wing leadership is a good thing.

6) Trudie and her dad are clearly mentally ill.

DO THE RIGHT THING IF YOUR ABLE TO VOTE AND KEEP THOSE TORY BASTARDS OUT FOR THE NEXT FIVE YEARS. VOTE LABIA sorry LABOUR.

There - this proves Im not stupid and can write about something other than gays and drinking.

* our panel consist of Jayson, Jaysons sister Gemma, Jaysons mom, Erica and Sadie from flat 4c and my boxer dog Cripple.