May Day Was So Gay

Jayson finaly confided in me during the adverts in Hollyoakes and said hed been seeing someone for ages now and he was in love. AAAH!

Jaysons boyfreind is called Josh which is short for Joshua which was one of the ten deciples if i remember right from sunday school. Josh isnt actualy one of the real deciples of coarse!

Josh met Jayson at a bustop outside collige and asked Jay if he had the time. Jay said TIME FOR WOT A SHAG OR SOMETHING expecting Josh to laugh it off but NO he sais YEAH OK YOUR PLAICE OR MINE. Jay and Josh still live with their fokes so they could'nt realy go back to each others plaices at all, so they went and had sex in a nearby toilet. Jay says its called cotaging which sounds mad. Anyway their proper boyfriends and everything now and are always at it. Jay says Josh has a big cock but it bends to the left when hes got a hardon but who cares their gay their young and their in love!

Heres Jay and Josh at the Pink Pony bar in north hampton. We went their on May day and it was grate.



There was just loads of realy fit lads who didnt look gay at all and me and Shelly kept feeling there arses to see if they realy were poofs or not. One told me to fuck off so he realy must of been gay after all! Shelly made friends with a lad called Dita which is a funny name for a boy. Laters on Dita got up on stage and did a realy sexy dance to that eroticer song by madonna. Dita kept rubbing himself and showing his nippels and knew all the words! I love the gays!

Laters Shelly got fed up of the Pink Pony and said she wanted us to go somewhere that had real men. Josh got upset with Shelly and said she was homeofobic and threw an ashtray at her. Josh has a right temper sometime and i just hope that he never hits Jay or hell have ME to anser to. Anwyay Josh said sorry to Sheely and we all went to the Yates bar to watch the last bit of the football. Josh and Jay had a right mood on them as the barman would'nt switch over to MOST HAUNTED LIVE. I dont understand most haunted live as if theirs ghosts and stuff why would they live theyd be dead wouldnt they? Shelly told me i was a retard and said it meant the program wasnt taped and it was happening right their and then. I told Shelly that she was a cow and i hid her mobile when she wasnt looking. I nearly pissed myself after shed spent an hour looking under all the tables for it. She shouldnt mess with Shampayne!

Anway we all made up and took some more photos before the minibus arived. Heres Shelly and Jay a little worse for ware!



Im bunking off collige today as ive got a headache from drinking too much teckela. Mom says im look shit today THANKS MOM! Shes a fine one to talk after shes been out at the Flagging Lamb doing karioke. She and aunty Jean always come home looking like rape victims. I hate parents and there double standards sometimes!

Laters!