Jayson is gay!
So me and Shelly was round Jaysons house cuz he was gonna teach me how to make my websight look more perfesional. Jayson went downstairs to fech us some coke and frazzles and me and Shelly started looking at what Jayson had been searching for on the world web.
Gues what- Jayson is a bummer!
We saw that hed been looking at something called gaydar which i cant tell you much about cuz you need to be a member to look at stuff. Hed also been looking at teen twinks which was full of naked lads and loads of cocks! Their was also another websight called amazon which is probly full of dirty books or videos or whatever.
Before you think im homeofobic let me tell you i love the gays. i always watch Graham Norten and loved that queer as foke cuz there was loads of arse shots. Me and Shelly thought it was funny and could'nt beleive it at first but then we got to thinking that it was FANTASTIC that we know a real life gay!
So wehn Jayson came back up with the coke and frazzels we told him LOOK JAY WE KNOW YOU LIKE COCK AND SO DO WE SO LETS GO TO A GAY PUB OR SOMETHING.
Jay started crying and spilt coke over his Girls Allowed tshirt which made him more upset. He told us to go and said hed phone us and could'nt handle something his emotions or something like taht. Gay men are so senstive which is why me and Shelly like them. I cant beleive it! Of coarse i cant tell mom or shes gonna tell Marg Jaysons mom that hes into arse action.
Anyway heres a pic of Jayson so you know who im talking ab out. if you know Jays mom or family of freinds just dont say antyhing as hes not ready to cum out just yet.
7 Comments:
I also knew Jayson was gay.
12:11 PM
I think you're too late. Jamie4U claims to have encountered him in the bus station loos on a number of occasions.
12:27 PM
Surely Jamie4U wouldn't stoop so low as to waste his time on another student !!
6:17 PM
Jays gonna be a milionare one day, just you weight.
10:47 PM
You can all go to hell, except jon.
8:44 PM
Yeah, i knew he was full blown gay ever since.. Telling his mom or parents would probably give them a heart attack..
11:21 AM
You know ever since i laid my eyes on this creature i was always sceptical to how his creature felt. It was clear to me then that he was a complete gay homo! Yes i just used tautology on your asses. he is gay!!!
2:10 PM
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